Moon Duck

Night pond maintenance

He inspects the moon because nobody else showed up.

Moon Duck on the mossy north bank at night, measuring the pond with a wooden stick beside a lantern and a toolbox, the crescent moon reflected in the water

Night Shift

Every evening, Moon Duck clocks in at the north lily bank. He checks the crescent’s reflection for dents, counts fireflies that land out of order, and straightens any lily pad drifting off its mark. The reeds file no complaints. Nobody appointed him, issued a uniform, or explained the work. The moon keeps appearing on schedule, which he considers a strong performance review and adequate reason to return tomorrow.

Ticker$MOOND, the pond’s official shorthand after sundown.
HabitatThe mossy north bank, just beyond the last cattail.
ShiftMoonrise until the final firefly clocks out and the water turns plain.
AssignmentInspect every reflection, straighten wandering lilies, and report absolutely nothing.
EquipmentOne blue head tuft, two orange feet, and a professionally serious stare.
Emergency PlanStand very still until the ripples settle and the reeds stop whispering.

Moon checked. Pond approved.